There is going to be a new PSP!
So yea it's coming out at 10/1/09
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Monday, September 14, 2009
PSP GO!
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Labels: PSP GO 3000 Sony New BamfGamer Games Video Youtube October 1 First 2009
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Apple:New Ipods(kinda)

So everyone knew that apple was going to release something new today,but the
question was WHAT WILL IT BE!?So basically this is what happened
Ipod Nano
*video camera and microphone on the back of the device, along with a built-in speaker!!
*The Nano can display video or sync it back to your computer for uploading to YouTube!
*The video camera shoots H.264 VGA video—640 by 480 pixels—at up to 30 frames per second with AAC audio in either portrait or landscape modes!
*features 15 special effects that can be applied in real time: Sepia, Black and White, X-Ray, Film Grain, Thermal, Security Cam, Cyborg, Bulge, Kaleido, Motion Blur, Mirror, Light Tunnel, Dent, Stretch, and Twirl!!
*has VoiceOver support, which provides audible navigation cues in 20 languages!
*It also supports the new Genius Mixes feature, which creates up to 12 endless playlists of music based on your existing library!
*A built-in pedometer can measure your steps and sync the information with the Nike+ service!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*a built-in FM radio tuner!
*The radio tuner includes support for live pause, which allows users to pause a live program and resume it later!!!
*supported is iTunes Tagging, which lets listeners tag radio songs they like and then preview and optionally purchase the song next time they sync with iTunes!!!!
*2.2-inch, 240-by-376-pixel!!!!!!!!!!!
Colors:silver, black, purple, blue, green, orange, yellow, (Product) red and pink!
Price:The 8GB model runs for $149 and the 16GB for $179
Ipod Touch
*Now 32GB 64GB!And they are 50% Faster!
*feature support for the Open GL|ES 2.0 graphics AP!
*The iPod touch requires Mac OS X 10.4.11 or later as well as iTunes 9 or later. Windows users need Windows Vista or Windows XP Home or Professional with Service Pack 3 or later as well as iTunes 9
*now supports Genius Mixes, a system that automatically builds up to 12 endless playlists based on your existing music library!!
Price:
8GB $199
32GB $299
64GB $399
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Bored/Favorite things to do in GTA 4
I'm Bored as Hell so I'm going to list my favorite things to do in GTA 4.
1)Get helicopter and jump out and try to hit the bottom of buildings
2)Ride a motorcycle fast as hell and try to avoid cars
3)play games with friends,mostly bowling
4)stab and burn hobos to death
5)get a hummer and act like I'm in a monster truck
6)ur mom
7)do my favorite stunts in the game
8)Xbox live(of course)
9)do ur gf
10)skydive of buildings
lol @ #6
Monday, August 10, 2009
Modern Warfare 2!
Modern Warfare 2 comes out 11/10/2009!This game is an actual bamf!It went from Call of Duty to just Modern Warfare so it must be good and when it comes out i'm probably going to be one of the first in line to get this game.This game will have alot of fans from Call of Duty and probably Activision.It will be for Xbox 360/PS3/PC
Achievement Unlocked Guide!
Here is the achievements for Achievement Unlocked!
#0: Don't Move a Muscle = Keep the elephant from moving
#1: It's a Jump to the Left = Find a way to move westward
#2: And it's a step to the Ri-i-ight! = Strain yourself to move right
#3: Fight Gravity = Figure out how to jump upwards
#4: Elephant Skewers = Hit a spike strip
#5: Ascension = Be lifted into the sky
#6: Lefty = Show love to the left wall.
#7: Righty = Show love to the right wall.
#8: Purple Ceiling = Hit the top of the hardest level
#9: Rock Bottom = Find the bottom of the easiest level
#10: Speedy Downfall = Fall from the top to bottom without stopping
#11: Escape Velocity = Go from bottom to top without stopping
#12: Stalactite = Skewer yourself at high speed on downward facing spikes
#13: Stalagmite = Skewer yourself at high speed on upward facing spikes
#14: Found Point 0 = Uncovered secret point 0
#15: Found Point 1 = Claimed secret point 1
#16: Found Point 2 = Excavated secret point 2
#17: Found Point 3 = Popped open secret point 3
#18: Found Point 4 = Tripped over secret point 4
#19: Found Point 5 = Visited secret point 5
#20: Bloodhound = Uncovered all points on level
#21: Floating Corpse = Get a skeleton stuck in a launcher
#22: I Can Count to 5! = Visit each point in order
#23: We Have Liftoff = Visit each point in reverse order
#24: Airwalking = Stay off the ground for 10 seconds
#25: Hellbound = Launch corpse to bottom
#26: Heavenbound = Launch corpse to ceiling
#27: Secret Alcove = Get surrounded by three sides (1)
#28: Secret Cave = Get surrounded by three sides (2)
#29: Secret Hideout = Get surrounded by three sides (3)
#30: Death at 0 = Fire a corpse at Point 0
#31: 1 o'clock murder = Fire a corpse at Point 1
#32: Get Off Your Seats = Jump for 10 seconds nonstop
#33: Cemetary = Have 5 live corpses on the screen
#34: Graveyard = Have 7 live corpses on the screen
#35: Half-Century = Reach 50 elephant deaths
#36: Century = Reach 100 elephant deaths
#37: And One More... = Hit 101 elephant deaths
#38: Stayin' Alive = Stay alive for 15 seconds
#39: Longevity = Stay alive for 30 seconds
#40: Gone in a Flash = Die in less 0.23 seconds
#41: Wrecking Ball = Hit the center spiked platform
#42: In the Pit = Land a corpse in the pit
#43: Pit Hat Trick = Land 3 corpses in the pit
#44: 10 Pin Pit = Land 10 corpses in the pit
#45: Double Play Pit = Have two corpses in the pit at once
#46: Triple Play Pit = Have three corpses in the pit at once
#47: Horizontal Confusion = Hold both the left and right keys
#48: Vertical Confusion = Hold both the up and down keys
#49: Total Confusion = Space bar has no purpose, dummy
#50: My Favourite Spot = Find the developer's favourite spot
#51: 60 Seconds = Play for one minute
#52: 180 Seconds = Play for three minutes
#53: 300 Seconds = Play for five minutes
#54: Pi = Hit points 3-1-4 in that order
#55: THIS IS SPARTA = Hit 3-0-0 in that order
#56: Meaning of Life = Hit 4-2 in that order
#57: (2*125)+3 = Hit 2-5-3 in that order
#58: 3*(30/(15-13)) = Hit 4-5 in that order
#59: Paint 10 = Touch 10 blocks
#60: Paint 25 = Touch 25 blocks
#61: Paint 50 = Touch 50 blocks
#62: Paint 75 = Touch 75 blocks
#63: Paint 100 = Touch 100 blocks
#64: Masterpiece = Touch every touchable block
#65: Jet 5 = Hit 5 launchers
#66: Jet 10 = Hit 10 launchers
#67: Master Jetter = Hit every launcher
#68: 3 Spikes = Hit 3 stationary spikes
#69: 7 Spikes = Hit 7 stationary spikes
#70: Spikeful = Hit all stationary spikes
#71: Extreme Makeover = Recolour all areas
#72: True Blue = Turn your elephant blue(press 1)
#73: Shocking Pink = Turn your elephant Pink(press 2)
#74: Sweet Orange = Turn your elephant orange(press 3)
#75: Stealth Black = Turn your elephant black(press 4)
#76: Cheater = Ask for a Hint
#77: Programmers Credit = Enter jmtb02 into level
#78: Too Much Contra = Enter Contra level select code
#79: No Cheese for You = Click the level area
#80: Bandwidth Exploiter = Preload the game
#81: You Are El = Click the Armor Games link
#82: Menu Explorer = Find the main menu
#83: Quality Snob = Adjust the quality
#84: Scrolliastic = Scroll the achievements section
#85: Play the Game = Start the game
#86: Get to Level 1 = Play Level 1
#87: Not Listening = Mute the sound
#88: Clink Clash Clink = Found the sponsor screen
#89: Best Player Ever = Earned an achievement
#90: 10 Percent Done = Earn 10 achievements
#91: 20 Percent Done = Earn 20 achievements
#92: 30 Percent Done = Earn 30 achievements
#93: 40 Percent Done = Earn 40 achievements
#94: 50 Percent Done = Earn 50 achievements
#95: 60 Percent Done = Earn 60 achievements
#96: 70 Percent Done = Earn 70 achievements
#97: 80 Percent Done = Earn 80 achievements
#98: 90 Percent Done = Earn 90 achievements
#99: Too Much Free Time = Earn 99 achievements
Posted by JuanPerez at 3:53 PM 0 comments
Labels: Achievement Unlocked for Cheats hints walkthrough games gamer bamfgamer
Thursday, July 30, 2009
MACBOOK PRO!
alright i really REALLY want a macbook pro,but it fucking cost like a thousand and six hundred dollars so yea that's kinda retarded,but I guess its worth it cus it has all these cool programs and its light and is better than a pc,but it sucks ass at gaming!
also the phone is so overrated and some of the GAMES SUCK!
Posted by JuanPerez at 12:37 PM 0 comments
Labels: Gaming Gamer Bamf BamfGamer.com Games Apple Macbook Pro Iphone Rant Steve Jobs
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
assholes
if you have friends who touch your food without asking,blame anything but themselves for THEIR failure,interrupt you when your telling a story and then they continue to tell you their story just call them an asshole and get over it!
Posted by JuanPerez at 7:06 PM 0 comments